13 long years have passed since Paris Hiltonrocked the pop world with her self-titled debut album, but I still haven’t given up hope on a followup. For starters, the heiress/DJ is still very much focussed on music — sporadically dropping bangers like “Come Alive” and “High Off My Love.” The last time we heard from her was in early 2018 when “I Need You” dropped on Valentine’s Day. Happily, she’s back with an instantly iconic bop called “Best Friends Ass.” As you can tell from the title, this is an extremely classy affair.
A collaboration with Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike, “B.F.A.” amusingly sends up Paris’ socialite image. (There are skits about doing drugs in a club bathroom and a boast about waking up before noon). The chorus is particularly memorable. “All I see is fuckboys everywhere tryna make a pass,” the thinking man’s pop star coos over slick beats. “But I can’t stop lookin’ at my best friend’s ass.” The video, which features a cameo from Kim Kardashian, also promises to be a treat. Listen to the banger below while we wait for it to drop.